Sleeping with the dictionary
I drink because I like to
And write because I need to
  • 15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

Add in your own language

  • English:I love you
  • German:Ich liebe dich.
  • Portuguese:Eu amo-te
  • Brazilian:Eu te amo
  • Keymash:alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
  • Harry Potter:Always
  • Thornberry:BLARHAGARHHGARH
  • Dean:Don't ever change.
  • Fangirlish:JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
  • Hungarian:Szeretlek
  • Persian:Doostet daram
  • Czech:Miluju tě
  • Turkish:Seni seviyorum
  • Batman:NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
  • Russian:Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
  • Italian:Ti amo~
  • Spanish:Te amo.
  • Loki:You have heart.
  • Augustus Waters:Okay?
  • Hazel Grace Lancaster:Okay.
  • Adele:Never mind, I'll find someone like you
  • Captain Jack Harkness:Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
  • Peeta:I don't want to forget
  • Katniss:Real
  • Sherlock:You're an idiot.
  • John Watson:I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
  • Spock:I have been emotionally compromised
  • The Doctor:Rose Tyler... I--
  • Thor:You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
  • Arthur:Merlin, you idiot!
  • Steven Moffat:Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
  • Daleks:EXTERMINATE!
  • Star Wars:I know
  • Law & Order Special Victims Unit:I'd Give You a Kidney
  • Caroline Forbes:I'm afraid of you
  • Klaus Mikaelson:He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
  • Scott Pilgrim:I'm in lesbians with you.
  • Sam Winchester:Jerk
  • Dean Winchester:Bitch
  • Cas:We share a profound bond
  • Captain Hook:You are my bean.
  • Emma Swan:Go eat your jello.
  • Bug:Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
  • Tony Stark:Give yourself 12% of the credit
  • Pepper:We were having 12% of a moment
  • Loki:Sentiment
  • Hulk:HULK SMASH DAT ASS
  • Odin:HUARGH
  • Coulson:I watched you while you slept
  • Sherlock:Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
  • Mycroft:Your loss would break my heart
  • Ygritte:You know nothing, Jon Snow